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Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
Trkster on Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:05 am
I noticed that MSJ was fretting about not able to salvage some things from FEAR forum.
Well before I left I took at least two bits I thought that were worth preserving.
Ode to OMEGA
As I walked out on the streets of OMEGA,
As I walked out on OMEGA one day,
I spied a young loser all wrapped in white linen,
Wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay.
"I can see by your outfit that you are a FEAR member."
These words he did say as I boldly walked by.
" Come an' sit down beside me an' hear my sad story.
" My village was taken an' I know I must die."
"It was once in this game, I used to go dashing.
" Once in this game, I used to go gay.
" First to the card-house and then down to Rosie's.
" My village was taken and I'm dying today."
"Get six jolly FEAR guys to nuke up my village.
" Six hot FEAR maidens to bear up my pall.
" Throw bunches of axes all over my village.
" Axes to smash-in my troops as they fall."
"Then crash the village slowly, ram the walls lowly.
" Play the dead march as you rim me along.
" Take me to the green valley, lay the sod o'er me,
" I'm a dumb OMEGA and I know I've done wrong."
"Then go write a letter to my grey-haired tribe leader,
" An' tell him the loser that he loved has gone.
" But please not one word of the tribe who had killed me.
" Don't mention his tribe and his tribe will pass on."
When thus he had spoken, the hot sun was setting.
The streets of Laredo grew cold as the clay.
We took the young loser down to the green valley,
And there stands his village, we took, to this day.
We crashed his village slowly, rammed his walls lowly,
Played the dead march as we rimmed him along.
Down in the green valley, laid the sod o'er him.
He was a dumb OMEGA and he knew he'd done wrong.
Written by Tiny Town
Well before I left I took at least two bits I thought that were worth preserving.
Ode to OMEGA
As I walked out on the streets of OMEGA,
As I walked out on OMEGA one day,
I spied a young loser all wrapped in white linen,
Wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay.
"I can see by your outfit that you are a FEAR member."
These words he did say as I boldly walked by.
" Come an' sit down beside me an' hear my sad story.
" My village was taken an' I know I must die."
"It was once in this game, I used to go dashing.
" Once in this game, I used to go gay.
" First to the card-house and then down to Rosie's.
" My village was taken and I'm dying today."
"Get six jolly FEAR guys to nuke up my village.
" Six hot FEAR maidens to bear up my pall.
" Throw bunches of axes all over my village.
" Axes to smash-in my troops as they fall."
"Then crash the village slowly, ram the walls lowly.
" Play the dead march as you rim me along.
" Take me to the green valley, lay the sod o'er me,
" I'm a dumb OMEGA and I know I've done wrong."
"Then go write a letter to my grey-haired tribe leader,
" An' tell him the loser that he loved has gone.
" But please not one word of the tribe who had killed me.
" Don't mention his tribe and his tribe will pass on."
When thus he had spoken, the hot sun was setting.
The streets of Laredo grew cold as the clay.
We took the young loser down to the green valley,
And there stands his village, we took, to this day.
We crashed his village slowly, rammed his walls lowly,
Played the dead march as we rimmed him along.
Down in the green valley, laid the sod o'er him.
He was a dumb OMEGA and he knew he'd done wrong.
Written by Tiny Town
Last edited by Trkster on Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:09 am; edited 1 time in total
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Re: Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
Trkster on Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:06 am
FEAR Famous Quotes
Ammyth
"Sometimes I can't even hear myself think over the sound of how awesome we are."
**Talking about FEAR beating REL's player avg score**
"I saw "!!! SPECIAL thanks to Jammer0. !!!" written on the wall of a men's room recently."
"I would totally try human flesh under the right circumstances. Obviously it would need to be from a fresh corpse, the person would need to have died from an accident and pre-arranged for their body to be offered as food, probably for vast sums of money. So, I guess I'll probably never get a chance."
**Somehow this was in Larry's promotion thread**
"Can we start blaming everything bad in the world on the lag in W8? "Honey, the cost of gasoline is killing us. I wish those damn TW techs will get their shit together.""
**the dreaded lag of W8**
Andresima
"You wasnt aware
)of any event because i dont cry so hard when i lost my troups trying to take a new village and i dont have enough english words in my inventory to make bla bla in english ( i am online all days 4 hours or more and if my memory dont make joke 
i sended some suport when it was FEAR player in danger."
**Replying to thread of him being inactive**
burklert
burklert on 01.04. at 23:32 Quote Edit Delete Ok My fello Fear members.
I'v had enough of Tarbins power mad crap. It was all fun and games until he went and made it serious. I cannot stand for this so i am leaving Fear. I wish you the best under tarbins rule, though i think you poor guy is going to have trouble putting on his pants let alone running a tribe. I will keep fighting omega but if it comes to it i will fight ye as well.
Good luck agus slan leat
Peadar
**After Tarbin ruthlessly took over the tribe**
Chil
"It's obviously good for my health joining FEAR. No more waking up in the night wondering if I have any villages left."
Dickhand
I've never made it to 100 strokes, they don't call me the 2 pump chump for nothin'.
**...**
Nalot
"I have knowledge of some immigrant families using every room in a house as a bedroom---using several bunk beds to create a 'barracks' type environment.
Apparently these Barbarians do much the same thing... they pack extra family members into every dwelling, eat reduced rations so that everyone gets a smaller share of food--enough to live on... Think of the stench in those villages! with a fully developed village 'staff' with all facilities built to capacity PLUS more troops than a lvl 30 farm could support--the refuse alone will build up and attract the flies, maggots and rats! Attacking a barbarian village in such a state is the only humane thing we can do... Think of the children!"
**On Barbarian Villages**
Jammer0
"The only time I have seen more lies in one post is when dick hand posts."
RojasEsTuPapa: "hooray! Can I have my title now? "Tyrant and Dictator-For-Life" if you will."
Jammer0: can't read what you wrote there Roja... Ranting Dic-for-life?....
**After Rojas achieved a million points.**
"I am so glad to see they still recruit heavily. It's like a refrigerator that refills itself with food for you."
**comments on OMEGA**
"There will be no accidents for Tarbin!
I have his account and will not get my ass banned again so you guys can have fun smacking him around. I will however beat the snot out of TRE with his forces so badly that they will wish to retaliate in your place.
Bring the pain!"
**day before the war with TRE...and his final banning**
Mikeys123
"Or maybe Russia.
They use fear to oppress their slaves.
Hey look, I said fear!"
**Talking about where MSJ "bought" his fiancee**
ModernSamuraiJay
Senator78: He said what he should do, not what you do daily MSJ.
ModernSamuraiJay: Hey I can't let Ammyth starve to death now can I?
**After suggesting that a FEAR member should touch himself on his b-day**
"Tarbin: shhh...don't tell.
ModernSamuraiJay" *shudders* Don't ever pretend to whisper again Tarbin....it's so unatural.
Tarbin: The quieter I get, the more dangerous I am.
ModernSamuraiJay: Awesome, your like a fart!"
**Random posting in the hidden forums**
"Old enough to pee, old enough for me"
**After being rudly interrupted trying to hit on Angelgod (I think?)**
PuffyTheSMoker
"It's hard to throw a rock without hitting one of OMEGA's "allies"."
Senator78
"Your flesh will fill my belly and your screams shall fill my soul."
**Great taunt originally from Sen's novel**
"Ammyth oh, ammyth, leader of us all,
How the enemies like to crash upon your wall.
Swords and spears you have that are mighty
Never your leadership is it flighty.
Poke and prod the enemy flanks
Their asses have taken great spanks.
But Ammyth, oh Ammyth, leader of us all,
Why oh why did you have to make me fall?"
**Impersonating ModernSamuraiJay**
Sleepday
"Are there any straight men anywhere. Honestly why put up with the bullshit and baggage women bring to the table when you can just have some dude suck you off through a hole in the side of a bathroom stall at a truck stop."
**In response to Tiny asking if there are any straigh men in the tribe**[/quote]
Ammyth
"Sometimes I can't even hear myself think over the sound of how awesome we are."
**Talking about FEAR beating REL's player avg score**
"I saw "!!! SPECIAL thanks to Jammer0. !!!" written on the wall of a men's room recently."
"I would totally try human flesh under the right circumstances. Obviously it would need to be from a fresh corpse, the person would need to have died from an accident and pre-arranged for their body to be offered as food, probably for vast sums of money. So, I guess I'll probably never get a chance."
**Somehow this was in Larry's promotion thread**
"Can we start blaming everything bad in the world on the lag in W8? "Honey, the cost of gasoline is killing us. I wish those damn TW techs will get their shit together.""
**the dreaded lag of W8**
Andresima
"You wasnt aware
)of any event because i dont cry so hard when i lost my troups trying to take a new village and i dont have enough english words in my inventory to make bla bla in english ( i am online all days 4 hours or more and if my memory dont make joke i sended some suport when it was FEAR player in danger."**Replying to thread of him being inactive**
burklert
burklert on 01.04. at 23:32 Quote Edit Delete Ok My fello Fear members.
I'v had enough of Tarbins power mad crap. It was all fun and games until he went and made it serious. I cannot stand for this so i am leaving Fear. I wish you the best under tarbins rule, though i think you poor guy is going to have trouble putting on his pants let alone running a tribe. I will keep fighting omega but if it comes to it i will fight ye as well.
Good luck agus slan leat
Peadar
**After Tarbin ruthlessly took over the tribe**
Chil
"It's obviously good for my health joining FEAR. No more waking up in the night wondering if I have any villages left."
Dickhand
I've never made it to 100 strokes, they don't call me the 2 pump chump for nothin'.
**...**
Nalot
"I have knowledge of some immigrant families using every room in a house as a bedroom---using several bunk beds to create a 'barracks' type environment.
Apparently these Barbarians do much the same thing... they pack extra family members into every dwelling, eat reduced rations so that everyone gets a smaller share of food--enough to live on... Think of the stench in those villages! with a fully developed village 'staff' with all facilities built to capacity PLUS more troops than a lvl 30 farm could support--the refuse alone will build up and attract the flies, maggots and rats! Attacking a barbarian village in such a state is the only humane thing we can do... Think of the children!"
**On Barbarian Villages**
Jammer0
"The only time I have seen more lies in one post is when dick hand posts."
RojasEsTuPapa: "hooray! Can I have my title now? "Tyrant and Dictator-For-Life" if you will."
Jammer0: can't read what you wrote there Roja... Ranting Dic-for-life?....
**After Rojas achieved a million points.**
"I am so glad to see they still recruit heavily. It's like a refrigerator that refills itself with food for you."
**comments on OMEGA**
"There will be no accidents for Tarbin!
I have his account and will not get my ass banned again so you guys can have fun smacking him around. I will however beat the snot out of TRE with his forces so badly that they will wish to retaliate in your place.
Bring the pain!"
**day before the war with TRE...and his final banning**
Mikeys123
"Or maybe Russia.
They use fear to oppress their slaves.
Hey look, I said fear!"
**Talking about where MSJ "bought" his fiancee**
ModernSamuraiJay
Senator78: He said what he should do, not what you do daily MSJ.
ModernSamuraiJay: Hey I can't let Ammyth starve to death now can I?
**After suggesting that a FEAR member should touch himself on his b-day**
"Tarbin: shhh...don't tell.
ModernSamuraiJay" *shudders* Don't ever pretend to whisper again Tarbin....it's so unatural.
Tarbin: The quieter I get, the more dangerous I am.
ModernSamuraiJay: Awesome, your like a fart!"
**Random posting in the hidden forums**
"Old enough to pee, old enough for me"
**After being rudly interrupted trying to hit on Angelgod (I think?)**
PuffyTheSMoker
"It's hard to throw a rock without hitting one of OMEGA's "allies"."
Senator78
"Your flesh will fill my belly and your screams shall fill my soul."
**Great taunt originally from Sen's novel**
"Ammyth oh, ammyth, leader of us all,
How the enemies like to crash upon your wall.
Swords and spears you have that are mighty
Never your leadership is it flighty.
Poke and prod the enemy flanks
Their asses have taken great spanks.
But Ammyth, oh Ammyth, leader of us all,
Why oh why did you have to make me fall?"
**Impersonating ModernSamuraiJay**
Sleepday
"Are there any straight men anywhere. Honestly why put up with the bullshit and baggage women bring to the table when you can just have some dude suck you off through a hole in the side of a bathroom stall at a truck stop."
**In response to Tiny asking if there are any straigh men in the tribe**[/quote]
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Re: Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
MSJ on Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:22 pm
This is awesome Trkster, how'd you like to get promoted to forum mod for your good work?
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Re: Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
Jace on Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:53 pm
MSJ wrote:This is awesome Trkster, how'd you like to get promoted to forum mod for your good work?
Be very careful Trkster, next will come the ''how do you fancy stroking my hamster'' line, followed by the ''it only hurts the first time'' line!
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Re: Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
Trkster on Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:20 am
Jace wrote:
Be very careful Trkster, next will come the ''how do you fancy stroking my hamster'' line, followed by the ''it only hurts the first time'' line!
- that lines are probably reserved for assistant forum admin candidates - care to apply for the position?
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Re: Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
Caesarr on Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:46 am
holy fuck those quotes are awesome.
and i swear ammyth should start a religion or something. every single sentence of his is brilliant lol.
and i swear ammyth should start a religion or something. every single sentence of his is brilliant lol.
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Re: Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
Crimsonchilli on Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:05 pm
i think he did
it was called FEAR
i didnt shout "INFIDELL!!!! everytime i sent an attack to TRE for nothing you know.
it was called FEAR
i didnt shout "INFIDELL!!!! everytime i sent an attack to TRE for nothing you know.
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Re: Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
Jace on Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:52 pm
Damn, it's when you see some of the old lines that it brings a tear to my eye... I'm in world 24 and there is no soul to the fuckers there... I want FEAR back!
Did we save any more stuff from the forums?
Did we save any more stuff from the forums?
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Re: Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
MSJ on Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:40 pm
Jace wrote:Damn, it's when you see some of the old lines that it brings a tear to my eye... I'm in world 24 and there is no soul to the fuckers there... I want FEAR back!
Did we save any more stuff from the forums?
Doesn't seem like it since Tarbin the eager-to-disband duke shut the tribe down before anything could be salvaged...what was with the big rush anyways?
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Re: Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
Senator78 on Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:58 pm
The idea was too force people to make a decision of where to go instead of hanging around forever. I didn't realize any of the good stuff from the forums hadn't been saved though. Fortunately I had all the emails, in my mail saved.
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Re: Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
Crimsonchilli on Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:46 pm
i found a few bits and bobs lurking around on my comp.
This one i think was from the "tribal motivational poster" thread, or summat like that.
A few from the good ol days of Tarbins flash dictatorship.
This one i think was from the "tribal motivational poster" thread, or summat like that.
A few from the good ol days of Tarbins flash dictatorship.
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Re: Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
iulian28ti on Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:59 pm
Rememeber this ?
Tiny Town wrote:Poor dog.
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Re: Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum
Karma on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:19 am
Well, Karma left behind no quotes, but the haunting memory of the Karma shall remain in every heart and every soul. Spread the FEAR.
(I love saying that FEAR shit lol)
(I love saying that FEAR shit lol)
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